I’m trying to fit a new kitchen bin – and I’m rubbish at it | Tim Dowling

I struggle to get the right screws, the space is too narrow to work in … I’m facing total failure

I can hear the wrenching crack from across the kitchen. “What the …?” says the middle one, turning around with a cupboard door in his hand.

“You’ve pulled the bin door off,” I say. “I knew this day would come.”

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